1. You trade in those designer purses for a baby bag
2. When friends ask, “what are you doing tonight?” your response is quickly, “SLEEPING!”
3. Once your child starts eating regular food, you never get to enjoy a solo meal ever again. EVER. (they WILL find you and they WILL help you)
4. Your hip becomes a permanent child carrier.
5. “No.” is your most used word.
6. Stepping on toys is apart of your normal routine. (It doesn’t even hurt anymore by the 176th time.)
7. Going to the bathroom or showering alone is something you vaguely remember.
8. “Mommy” has become your name.
Mommy and the kids 